Chrissy/24/

pansexual

/polyamorous/future nurse

 

ruraljackdaw:

all-four-cheekbones:

theserif:

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

I love muggleborn headcanons.

There aren’t any “anti-muggle-technology charms,” did anyone actually READ Hogwarts: A History?

Hermione said in The Goblet of Fire that bugging devices don’t work because magic interferes with electricity geez

sexandpizzaplease:

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now

I JUST THOUGHT THE GIF WAS LIKE REALLY LONG AND IVE BEEN WATCHING IT FOR AGES FUCK YOU ALL

Me: Heyyyy baby *hugs cat*

Cat: *paws me*

Cat: *bites me*

Cat: *kicks me*

Cat: *scratches me*

Cat: *runs away immediately*

Me:

Me: *looks down the bleeding hands*

Me: Cats are

Me: the best

sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

image

have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

(Source: skankplissken)

let-the-orchids-bloom:

onlyblackgirl:

satsekhem:

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

Real talk.

Science side of tumblr needs to solve this.

!!